Hi kids - Colin here.

While many scholarly-types have refered to this as the Information Age, I beg to differ. This is the Google Age. Sure, information is available, but more importantly massive disinformation is available, and it's often impossible to tell the difference between the two. What seems like nonsense is often profoundly meaningful, and vice versa.

Proudly, we used to be the top result if you searched for "Christian Screamo", which says as much about the national unconscious view of itsself as does Georgie W. Bush's picture showing up when you search for "utter failure."

Below are some of the search strings that brought people to our site. I highlighted some because they struck me as either particularly weird or strangely telling. Like "black people skating".